My other sites, and other peoples:

• Ask Jesus http://www.askjesus.8k.com
• Chris's Toilet Roll Emporium: http://www.toiletroll.8k.com
• The Litter Tray: http://www.eviltcat.co.uk
• Alan Davis: http://www.alandavis.8k.com
• Andrea is Dougal and a hippy: http://andreathehippy.8k.com
• Turner's Staples (Warning, sick monkey!) http://www.staple.8k.com

Updates:

• 10/04/2001: Added Francis Rossi, the Quo dude who looks like me (aparrently, according to various people) to that gallery of hip cats, the Dudes of the World section.
• 08/04/2001: Added the Dudes of the World section. Click on it to to go there.
• 04/03/2001: Added a story about Jockeys to the Daily Crap. Click on jockeys to go there.
• 01/03/2001: Put on the section on my guitars and music stuff.
• Someday/01/2001: Added a PIX section wow. look in menu i cant be arsed to link right now.
• 29/01/2001: moved to iwarp and removed the filth so i dont get filtered again. filtering is not terminal but it is annoying.
• 16/01/2001: Started the daily updated commentary on life because i dint have anything better to do while waithing for the bus.
• 16/01/2001: Added the WANTED! page, watch out for these dangerous and scary people.
• 11/01/2001: Moved this site to ollweb3.
• 7/12/2000: Updated the Andrea the Hippy site to include
  the fact that she also looks like Dougal.
• 22/10/2000: Added a link to Ask Jesus
• 22/10/2000: Added my masterpiece, The Disturbing Picture.
• 21/10/2000: Added Incendiary Fun/Exploding Eggs page, photos and expert advice on detonating your eggs in the comfort of your own home (well, garden, unless you live alone).
• 20/10/2000: Added Incendiary Fun/Exploding Fruit page, with photos, blast radius info and video.
• 20/10/2000: Added California Simulator, allowing you to experiance california in your own home.
• 20/10/2000: Added Asteroids javagame.

I Return! ollweb is back, more streamlined, and more useful. Alongside old favourites such as the daily crap, there is a new and more useful section, Incendiary Fun. Here you can find information on easily constructed and highly amusing weapons, pyrotechnics and food-entertainment.

Also new is the ollweb Grand Draw, where you can wina variety of amazing prizes!

I got rid of the offensive bit so dont filter me again. thank you. also please note the lack of references to fascists. which i do know what it means.

If you also hate fred, put this image on your site.